Monday, November 8
Perempuan Yang Aku Adore - Fynn Jamal
Aku taktau serba serbi dia. Aku taktau apa apa pun pasal dia. Yang aku tau, lagu dia semua aku tak boring dengar. Sarat. Pehh.
Dan aku baru je adore dia 3 jam yang lepas. Radikal. Bukan, lagu tu kena dengan emosi aku masa tu. HAHA. Ayat cibai. Ok dah. Anyway, kepada Fynn Jamal, tolong jangan berhenti menulis lagu. Tolong sangat sangat. Yea? Saya akan adore awak sampai bila bila. Ok, obviously tu tak betul.
SELAGI AWAK TAK BERHENTI MENULIS LAGU.
I WILL ADORE U.
Guys, check out links on the sidebar. There u guys will find both of Fynn Jamal's links.
Nampak betul istimewa Fynn Jamal ni sebab link dia sorang je dah ada dua. HAHA. Anything for the one I adore lah. Jealous much?
Oh yeah, aku dah update links kat sidebar tu. Dan aku perasan most of the links are women blog. Oh my. Mana kawan kawan aku yang hebat dalam penulisan. Eh, silap. Yang KONON HEBAT DALAM PENULISAN?
Lupa pula, korang tak minat blogging ni. Ada sesetengah je lah yang minat pun, dan aku salute siapa siapa kawan aku yang ada blog. Well done guys! Yang takda, lantak pi lah.
Aku terima banyak tohmahan masa buat blog ni. Tuhan je tau hati sakit tak sakit, telinga panas tak panas, perut lapar tak lapar.
Eh, tu takda. Aku sekarang lapar. HAHA. Btw, memang aku tempuh banyak dugaan jugalah buat benda ni. Orang kata tak profit lah. Itulah, inilah.
But here's the fact, aku lagi suka menghadap blog sebab blog buat aku gembira daripada menghadap kau semua buat aku depressed. I will make my blog profitable, one fine day. And profit tu sebenarnya merangkumi banyak benda.
Korang yang minda ke belakang je tak faham faham pemikiran ni.
Sunday, November 7
Jangan Cakap "Aku Terlalu Fucked Up Untuk Hidup"
U see I have this habit to make English title and then I will it post Bahasa Melayu. I just can't help it. And it's all the same the other way around.
I'm not all emotional when typing this entry. I got no idea what to post about TOTD. Stands for Thought Of The Day. It's for, idk how to explain this. U can ask Sabrina C. She can explain.
All I can say that, TOTD is supposed to make any person to feel better after having a stressful, hard and long day. It sounds a little bit like erotic, but that's not my point. Men, always deviate from the assigned route.
Lately, I've been sending TOTD to my friends. *sorry kalau takdapat* The point of this thing is making the recipient to feel better. Until one night, I got no idea whatsoever how to make TOTD. The net is down, the books are upstairs, etc.
So I smoked, then I got an idea to make someone feel better. This action supports the statement..
I WOULD KILL MYSELF TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL HAPPY
I can be a very selfish person sometimes, and that's hardly occur. Really. Seriously. Ok maybe recently but not always. Cibai. Stop manipulating me corrupted minds of the damned! HAHA
Ohyeah, today is a very very hard day. Very. I mean it. So, don't be mad at me if I laugh all suddenly and stop abruptly. I'm fucked up, but I always got a chance to make me feel better. Ergh. *sedut hingus*
HAHA.
Macam Bangang, Eh Bukan Macam Tapi Memang Bangang
Bila aku approve je, dia konon mula start berbual lah, so aku yang dengan niat yang ikhlas pun layanlah, KEJAP.
Dia pergi wall dengan aku.
"Hyew! uat apew jew mlm butew ni?"
Aku dengan tak semena mena, remove post dan pergi offline. Layan StareDad comics lagi best. Link ada kat bawah. Ni adalah sikit on how that comics look like and you can imagine how humorous he is.
Ada sehari masa aku tengah taksihat, layan benda ni, memang kering aku tak gusi lah kan. Eh, gusi aku tak kering lah kan. Silap disitu tapi takpa, malas nak betulkan.
Lain kali lah aku letak link. Server macam haram je down dia. Tengok korup tak korup dunia sekarang. Server pun nak emo emo =='' haish.
Wednesday, November 3
Followers Anon
To be frank, most of my anon followers are actually male.
BUMMER!
Kan? Ni yang aku boleh agaklah kot. Zhafri dan juga Nabil, kawan aku yang tak seberapa nak banyak post dia tapi mereka cool. HAHA. Jangan marah kawan. Aku yang patut marah sebab korang tak jadi nak buat study group kat seafood. So malam tu aku pergi party.
Pelik kan kenapa tiba tiba followers ramai lelaki? Aku bukan pervert tapi aku pentingkan perempuan lebih daripada lelaki tapi kurag daripada diri aku sendiri. Cool?
And parti tu pergi discreetly lah tapi. :) Three cheers for me! And none for them. Woohoo! *Sorry lah terteruja lebih.
Kemungkinan besar sebab kakak saya dah faham walaupun sedikit tapi boleh lah. Objektif saya sudah tercapai. :)
p.s.p.s Nabil, aku takda link kau. Mana?
Tuesday, November 2
The Theory Of Relativity
Post ni memang saja nak buat MA CHERIE tu faham. HAHA
The founder of this theory is the revolutionist of physics. Muslims have dominated the science institution long before this man involved in science institution. But we must appreciate the founding father of relativity theory.
I salute the physicians before my time. I would give them all of my gratitude I can give. But I will specifically write a post about Albert Einstein Theory Of Relativity.
So this is the famous founding father of the theory of relativity. A. Einstein. Enough him ok? He's gone. And I'm trying to explain his theory to my sister and I think this is the longest introduction of all time. Eh?
Ok, so the relativity theory. Einstein introduced the special relativity himself in 1905. Btw, there are two relativity theory, the general one and the special one.
Consists of two principles which is.
1. The laws of physics are the same for all observers in uniform motion relative to one another.
2......
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Macam takda hasil je post panjang panjang. Aku pulak yang tengah pening. Pehh. Ok ok, tapi masih mahu terangkan lagi. Semangat semangat. *National Anthem on the background
Ok, there is a saying about "the longest 2s in my life" that I tried to explain but u failed to understand.
Taken from your wall, I said
"Aww man, it's like the, 2s is a very short period right? But how can one say that, that is the longest 2s in one's life? Everyday we spent 2s in or life, but why is that specific 2s is the longest?"
Why is that specific 2s is the longest? That is because it was what we felt during that time. And that is the function of the theory of relativity. Another example.
Try spending 30 minutes in a day watching television. And the next 30 minutes doing nothing. Why do we feel that when doing nothing, time flies more slowly? And different thing happened when we were watching television?
Did u see the relation? Please say yes.
Monday, November 1
Ah! Fuck That Shit!
Sorrylah kalau aku takda masa kau jatuh. Aku mintak maaf banyak sangat sangat yang tak terhingga sebab sanggup tinggalkan kau. Sorry blog.
Aku dah berubah. Aku pentingkan diri sendiri dan yang paling penting, AKU MALAS. Malas lah nak dengar orang cakap..
"Weyh, pergi belajar lah!"
"SPM dekatlah, kau ni tak pergi belajar ke?"
"Jangan nak buat cara Form 4 sangatlah kan" Hazim cakap, aku malas nak dengar.
Nak tahu kenapa dieorang semua cakap macam ni? Sebab dieorang takpernah nak nampak aku belajar. Takpernah. Dalam kelas aku tidur, luar kelas aku gelak gelak, kat kedai aku kerja. Ni yang dieorang selalu nampak.
Kat dalam bilik aku selalu bagi makan kat otak aku. Korang tau ke bahawa otak burung unta lebih kecil dari matanya? Eh, tu aku dapat dari Astro. Dan sebenarnya rumah aku takda televisyen.
Yang ada hanya komputer, drum angin, buku, buku, buku, dan mungkin juga buku lagi kalau korang tak percaya. Kan?
Bila aku puas menelaah, aku akan buat pose macam ni.
Aku takpernah buat muka baik kat sekolah.
Atau pun lepas puas main drum main. Apa tu drum angin? Korang taktau? Apa yang korang belajar kat sekolah? Drum angin pun taktau. Budak zaman sekarang imaginasi sangatlah kurang kerana mereka telah di"brainwash" oleh satu kotak jahat dipanggil TELEVISYEN.
Korang yang ada TV kat rumah, sorry. Aku tak terniat pun nak tegur. Pecahkan je kotak hitam, kelabu, perak, emas korang tu. Banyak anasir anasir jahat yang telah mematikan sel sel otak korang. Aku serius.
Sebenarnya ni dah lari dari post title, tapi takpa janji ada isi. Yeah!
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